We were in a carpenters vice… It was like we were being pushed together… Every moment, since the first moment, I’ve waited… Oh, my dear.
i’ve got 99 problems and all of them are martin freeman’s arms
Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.
Man has a lot of sex: God.
Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.
Man is virgin by choice: Loser.
society u ok
i’m glad she included the flip side
although I can tell you right now, when a women is a virgin by choice she aint treated like a pure magical creature
"and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies." -hank green
Things I did not know until now. DAMNIT HITLER.
when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing
I’ll never forget my reaction to the first 5 minutes of The Empty Hearse.
hello main blog I rarely ever go on anymore. I’m probably gonna spam you with teen wolf and/or sherlock now
And I have to say, Shay said it best. We just need to be there for both Charles and Alli and support them and love them no matter what.
literally me right now
I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU
WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU
i know everyone makes fun of that but it’s honestly how i feel right now
Ok. That’s it. That proves it, Marriage is dead.
I’m not gonna waste my time. I’m gonna buy myself some more cats and live alone the rest of my life.
They’re Charles and Alli, their names go together. They go together.
love is dead, nothing is real, god has forsaken us.